Chuck F. Norris "Facts"

I generally resist this sort of stuff, but it is funny. My favorite of the listed Chuck Norris "facts":

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.

There is no theory of Evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

McGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a handgun and a bucket.