DLOPP or Die!!!

Inspired by Hatch's DBAN (Dripping Butt-Ass Naked) weigh-in reports, I've decided to start my own weight-related updates. DLOPP (De-Lardassification Of Paul Project) reports will come in as accomplishments are made. Since starting DLOPP 6 or so weeks ago, I've dropped 14 lbs, and am feeling much better. The goal is still distant, but progress is being made.