Revenge on the Nerds

A friend of a friend of mine wrote this article for the Baton Rouge Advocate, regarding an unfortunate cinema disaster that deprived a large number of recessive gene bearers of their opportunity to see ROTS during the wee hours of opening morning. The comment that didn't make the article:

"I was there when this all went down...there's nothing like seeing a sad-eyed fat girl in a "Jedi Bitch" T-shirt getting a cash refund".

Fortunately, my own nerdly opening day showing was not effected. Rogers, Hatch, and I saw it again today, on Opry Mill's IMAX screen. Very cool, that was. Hatch whined that the battle scenes were too chaotic and confusing for his poor little mind, but he's just disappointed that there weren't any Ewok sex-scenes.