The Tofu Texture You Love, With Just a Hint of Human Flesh

Man, I'm not sure what to make about this. Apparently, this guy named Mark Nuckols, both a lawyer and an MBA candidate, is marketing tofu that alledgedly tastes of "long pig", aka human flesh. I doubt it tastes anything like human flesh (though I'm sure that a lot of Liberal Vegans will be enjoying "Bush Burgers" soon), but I bet it'll sell a lot of T-shirts, which is probably the point.