Saturday, August 28, 2004

Hmmmmm....

Let's see how the French handle this one.

As Franklyn Madson(Derek Jacobi) said in Dead Again "I, for one, am v-v-v-very interested to see what happens next."

And just for giggles....

  • TOP TEN REASONS FRANCE STINKS
  • 1. David Letterman: "France wants more evidence [of Iraqi violations]. The last time France wanted more evidence, it rolled right through France with a German flag."
  • 2. Dennis Miller: "The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
  • 3. Jay Leno: "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
  • 4. Rep. Roy Blunt, R-Mo.: "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried."
  • 5. Rep. Roy Blunt, R-Mo.: "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was: 'Never shot. Dropped once.'"
  • 6. John Xereas, manager of the DC Improv "Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in World War II? And that's because it was raining,"
  • 7. Jed Babbin, former deputy undersecretary for defense for George H.W. Bush: "Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
  • 8. John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona: "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
  • 9. An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise both hands if you are French.
  • 10. And even an unwitting French President Jacques Chirac: "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." which prompted the reply: "As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh


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